Yes, the site does get updated from time to time you can go back to your regularly scheduled lives.

It's been a little while since this page has seen some love and I have no one to blame for that except Bluesky. No? um... Yvanehtnioj? *sigh* I guess the buck stops here, but I promise I've been really busy. Those LoN cards won't trade themselves you know...

Anyway, just cause the news hasn't been updated doesn't mean we've been slacking off! We've had a busy few days the last couple weeks and quite a selection of new 'guild firsts' in the list. We finally put the complete wraps on Velious by downing Tunare. Was so glad to finally see her fall. It's not like she's hard... well... once we removed our anteriors from our posteriors and used a strat that doesn't rely on pure luck it wasn't. It's just that Growth... well, growth doesn't really grow on you if you know what I mean. What a tedious place. It's like the lessons that weren't learned in Fear magnified, extrapolated, expanded and extended and they still find room enough to leave a good old fashioned pounding in place for you just so you know they cared. Note: Easy mobs - population of 250 + Silencing bosses + Rooters who move at SoW speed = no fun.

I hope Sony doesn't get confused by my calculations there.

I know, I know... enough whining. On to other bitches...

Terris Thule was pretty fun. I'm pretty sure next time we go we're just gonna let the tank and maybe 1 beastlord knock her down to 75%, that way when the butterflies join the fun everyone won't stand around with their autoattack on waiting for loot to fall from the sky. I have to say though that even with 2 Ae'ers, and 2 clerics going down, she still is one easy chick (no mouth though guys, don't get any funny ideas).

And what a change of pace it is to go from killing oh... any random trash mob in VT to killing Aerin`Dar. It's like night and day the amount of HP those things have. And Aerin's no slouch, he's got a decent amount of AC if what I've been told average hits look like, but the guy seriously needs a Virtue, or a temp or something I mean come on! I bet we have tanking monks and front side rogues who live longer during enrage that he managed to stay up. Not that any of our monks or rogues would ever be caught in enrage. Oh and the rangers, can't forget the rangers.

So we add two more zones to the list of places where you're likely to see UC hanging out, so I'll give the standard disclaimer: If you have any issues with UC Members, send a tell to me on my alt Gavros and I'll be sure to answer right away.

/afk

The commissioner called on the batphone... UC answered! Rumor has it some Joker had popped in Seru. We weren't being Two-Faced when we said we wanted him dead. Not to be Catty or anything.



Not to be a bunch of Scarecrows stuck out in a field, we mobilized and killed. Riddle me this: After all these years why do mobs still occasionally warp through walls?

Gratz UC on another guild first. The luclin list mobs are dropping like Penguins I tell ya! ... I mean flies!

P.S. 1 month to The Dark Knight!

Need I elaborate?

I swear though, Aten was a bit cranky last night. I think someone forgot her anniversary, mentioned how those jeans make her look fat and left the toilet seat up. She just refused to be slowed at first and chewed up tanks like the man-eater she is.

All in all I've had a lot of fun in VT. Yeah yeah, I know, "Shut up Giedal, no one cares if you've had fun or not." Just bear with me. What this guild is about, what it's very intention was and has been is a place where you can have a chance to see the parts of this shared addiction that you may have missed the first time around. Or perhaps you quit early or started late and didn't even play through these expansions. That's been VT for me. These late night learning runs, these full raid intense Aten or Bust nights, the bittersweet taste of early Mini pulls followed by a wipe recovery that would put Bounty to shame, these are what make VT great to me. So nay say all you want about boring "hit attack and go afk fights" when it comes down to it, kicking the crap out of a few hundred mobs is a small price to pay to get to have screen shots like the one above on your hard drive.